Dragon Load

When male ejaculate comes out of your nose.

"I was blowing my guy so hard last night he gave me a dragon load!"

"My guy didn't tell me he was about to cum, so I got a Dragon Load"

by LaskaBear October 23, 2013

Dragon-Beard

A sad, wilted foreskin, caused by having too little of your foreskin removed at birth, resembling that of a dragons beard depicted in ancient Japanese paintings.

Dude, how long has it been since you've scrubbed that dick jacket? That dragon-beard's so stanky i can smell it from the kitchen.

by TheRealFrankieMuniz December 24, 2016

Dragon Vaj

A fire breathing vagina, which is indirectly or directly the result of dragon fist. A "spicy" vaj, from contact with spicy food etc.

Shes got some dragon vaj on 'er!

by Shogun Dique April 11, 2008

Dresser Dragon

To take a dump into an unsuspecting persons clothes dresser drawer.

My aunt Georgia got attacked by the Dresser Dragon.

by Gat Mansir September 20, 2011

Mud dragon

I really long turd

I just laid a mud dragon in your bathroom

by Tony DANZA February 24, 2015

Phat Dragon

Refers to Dragon Stout - A premium strength, Jamaican lager sold in many Caribbean bars and clubs around London.

Used most commonly by yardmen and grime admirers.

Got a couple yardmen playing backgammon, with a phat spliff and a phat dragon.

by IVEGOTAFILET January 21, 2011

Roving Dragon

When fucking a girl in the butt, you take your fingernails and scratch her back, causing her to clench her butthole and run. All the while causing her mouth to be open, and her to reach for her back. Appearing like a dragon.

John: "I pulled a Roving Dragon on Jenna last night!"
Troy: "Sick!"

by Michael Eastman June 5, 2011