by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018

A dog is the embodiment of all that is pure. We are less than deserving of these beautiful, clean, loyal, amazing beings, and they deserve to live the most wholesome and loving lives possible. It's a shame they live such short lives, because if they had a longer lifespan humans would no longer need to socialize with each other. Anybody who abuses or hurts dogs in any way (see Kero The Wolf) deserves to be skinned, covered in papercuts, and be thrown in a boiling pot of lemon juice.
Dad: Hey son, how are things?
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)
by Exotic Time April 16, 2019

by ThePupperLoverThatWillKillYou May 12, 2018

The best pet ever. Super loyal and fun to play with. Have a rather large loathing to squirrels and cats. Some may be packed full of energy. Very popular pets.
by The real cookie lady May 15, 2019

A man's best friend. They can be lovable or vicious. Very soft and cuddly (Most). They protect and guard.
Dallas: OMG. Bro, do you see that cute dog !!
Max: Yea, he's really cute. I need a companion like that dog.
Max: Yea, he's really cute. I need a companion like that dog.
by BlueWolfieGirl943 August 31, 2017

Person1: Look at that fluffy ass dog! Bet he likes to eat up bitches as well as meat.
Person2: Damnit Daniel, don’t talk about our savior that way, for he is god!
Person2: Damnit Daniel, don’t talk about our savior that way, for he is god!
by belowbasic January 27, 2019
