j-dumpster

a "japanese cum dumpster" usually the most whorish and slutty girl in the county
person A:the girls a slut
person b:oh! thats coco, shes a total J-dumpster
person A:nicee!!
person C: what are you guys talkin about...
person A & B: ...leave
person C: fine. im not inviting you to my birthday party
person A: good! we dont wanna go because were hangin out with J-dumpster
by your seed October 13, 2011
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Dumpster fire

Dude, Jason is a total dumpster fire.
by EasternBoi November 28, 2018
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Dumpster Dive

Playing Call of Duty and you get so consumed by the horrible stench of the game and thinking that it is awesome, when in reality, you are playing with garbage
Hey Sam, I can't believe you waited outside all night at Best Buy just to Dumpster Dive.
by Brewcrew7 November 11, 2010
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dumpster lettuce

A salad consisting of mostly brownish-white iceberg lettuce, usually served at sub-par eating establishments where in the kitchen the lettuce is stored in a large bin.
"Ew, I'm not eating there. They serve dumpster lettuce!"
by L.Patanjo July 2, 2004
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Dumpster Crawler

when a man puts three earwigs up his asshole and clinches his cheeks. Then two hours later attempts to fart them out but often ends in a bloody failure.
hey bro, i just did my first dumpster crawler last night and i think i shit out a larva this morning.
by Hebrew Hammer 91 October 16, 2010
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Cum Dumpster

I just came on Apollo Justice for the third time this morning. Gosh, he's such a cum dumpster!
by Baby Boom Estévez November 1, 2018
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cum dumpster

Any female that allows many different men to bust a nut inside their pussy whenever the guy calls her for a booty call. A human 'dumpster' for cum.
It's pretty obvious that Ferd is the only cum dumpster in the tristate area.
by pretty gurl swag March 21, 2011
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