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Mad Cow Disease

An Alcoholic Shot containing half Hennessy, and half Worcestershire Sauce (preferably Lea & Perrins.)

After you shoot it, your throat feels like it's going to be really harsh, but it doesn't. It nicely goes away, leaving you craving more mad cow disease.
Yo, grab the lea & perrins and the Henne, I wanna do a shot of mad cow disease!
by TZ November 28, 2004
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mirror disease

When you need a mirror to see your genitals.

syn: Mirroritis
He's so fat, he's got Mirror Disease.
by Crapple0 June 3, 2004
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Ballzheimers disease

Ballzheimers Disease strikes many men in their late seventies and early eighties. Medical experts agree a long history of deviant sexual behaviour as well as drinking chemical beer contribute to this disorder, in which the affected men; forget where their balls are, forget they have balls, or begin to play with their balls incessantly forgetting all else.
Barry, fond of telling his favourite stories of barnyard sex, experienced a sudden onset of Ballzheimers disease right after his 81st birthday. Barry forgot his history of having sex with poultry, and began to watch "Oprah" and reruns of "Little house on the Prairie".
Barry forgot all about constantly fondling his balls while he talked, forgot all about sex in general, and soon was completely overtaken by the disease.
by Vinter August 17, 2008
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CRS disease

CRS is a disease where you can’t remember shit.
Anyway, I said to the DA that cop who hit me must have given me CRS disease.
by Corn_consumer9000 March 6, 2009
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kissing disease

Glandular fever, you get it from kissing or sahring drinks. Most people have had it by the age of 21. It takes 4 to 8 weeks to affect you. Symptoms are fever and severe sore throat. It can be contagious for years and can resurface at any time in your life.
"You know that girl you just pulled had the kissing disease."

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by Mogali March 14, 2006
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Urban Imitation Disease

WHAT IS U.I.D (UID) which typically infects young males. Those infected with UID are struck with an inexplicable urge to imitate everything they see in rap videos or hear in rap music. One of the earliest symptoms of infection is the narrowing of one musical preference to rap and hip hop alone. In this early stage the brain begins to pluck out phrases that are repeated and incorporate them in to the persons every day life and chances the chemical make up of a persons brain I call this the audible stage, in this stage there speech starts to be unrecognizable to the normal population. Person infected will typically use imaginary words like crunk ,wylinout, ballin and prtizzle . These phrases will often be strung to gather in a sentence like form. For example : that partizzle was crunk we was ballin and wylinout of control .Which loosely translates in English to : The party I went to was great I had a wonderful time I got a little drunk I was the life of the party. In the most advanced audible stage there is no recognizable word from the English language. The next stage is the visual stage which starts out will settle changes in dress such as the way one wears there hat or jeans. Their hat bill may be straight but the hat is most definitely turned to the side or to the back often will price sticker still attached .the jeans are usually worn low or sagged. I have found this is a good way to judge how advanced the visual stage is. For example the lower the pants rest, the more advanced the stage. Note, also in the terminal stage there may be 1 to 3 pairs of shorts exposed above the jeans. Once these signs are evident, a diagnosis can be made.
the paul wall kinda guy. someone that has a nice home in a great neighborhood but claims the ghetto life thats is Urban Imitation Disease.
by Adam petrey September 11, 2008
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caps lock disease

an std-like syndrome that is mysteriously transmitted over cyber activity... causes the infected person to have sudden outbreaks of typing in caps lock
Umm... I think Pinky is suffereing from caps lock disease
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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