diablown

Verb: to redefine a situation so that the only possible outcome will be favorable to you. Works especially well in conversation.

Danny: When I found myself trying to defend British sauage-making, I knew I'd been diablowned.
Elaine: He diablowned you later by making you think you'd convinced him to buy a BMW, but then it turned out he was being sarcastic.
Danny: I so got diablowned.

by georgiadevil August 30, 2008

diabolicalize

when a person evaluates or looks into something too hard when in reality it is nothing. A person who puts their two cents in when it is unwanted. Unwanted analysis.

girl: "I'm over dickhead."
boy: "over him for now, or just for the moment. I think you just say that so the reality of the situation doesn't sink in and you have to......"
Girl: "Dude, don't diabolicalize the situation"

by Alice14 August 13, 2010

diabetes juice

a ludicrously surgery drink made using extreme amounts of instant juice power to the point where despite stirring a sludge remains on the bottom. related to bug juice

a full cup drunk in one sitting may induce vomiting

he started to cry after he sampled his 2 parts powder and 1 part water diabetes juice

by just back from camping July 7, 2011

Diabetes Proliferation Day

AKA (Halloween) Diabetes Proliferation Day (DPD) is the catalyst of a week long candy binge that is engaged in primarily by children. It is encouraged by parents, neighbors, and even teachers; going so far as to bribe children with candy around this time. This day also involves dressing up in costume, but this element is not as important as the fact that kids will consume enough sugar to keep them up for days.

I made out real well this Diabetes Proliferation Day. Not only did I pocket at least 30 kit kats, milky ways and smarties a piece, but my blood sugar level hit an all time high!

by Honest Earnest October 12, 2011

diabloed

The act of tuning into the devil.

As in; he totally diabloed man.

by $urefirelime December 13, 2013

diabetes rage

Fat people with resting bitch face who need snacks for their low blood sugar

You could tell she had diabetes rage by the look on her face and the hunger in her eyes.

by Hyperheidi21 December 14, 2014

diaberrhea

Eating so much food that's so shitty or sweetening that you get diabetes and diarrhea in one sitting.

Bro, that half-assed taco bell gave me diaberrhea last night

by Mista Glass July 28, 2014