A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.
"MY NAMES DAKOTA AND IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS CODE RED BITCH"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
by QUADDALE DINGLE69420seggytimeb August 04, 2022
Dakota's are nice and caring men. They love to play around and have fun. Dakota's are hard workers and vet the job done.
by Ghost_Killer March 27, 2020
Dakotas are usually a salamander-lookin head ass. They're pretty popular with the older kids, but his selfishness can drive people away easily. Dakotas are good friends as long as you're someone who can put up with a narcissistict personality. However, he's a really great boyfriend. His girl is the #1 person in his world and he's the most loyal and loving boyfriend even though he may not show it at times.
Dakota, you look like a salamander.
by Niggerfuckingcocksucker October 03, 2021
by Nancy 22 November 22, 2021
by Doonie Destroyer July 29, 2022
Dakota is a SEXY HUBBA HUBBA. He is one of the most handsome guys you will ever meet. He is a total goofball and never fails to make others smile. When he is not goofing around or eating, he is sleeping like a baby. He is one of the nicest guys out there, a gentleman, and a total family guy. Not only does he love his family endlessly, but he loves his partner with everything he can possibly offer. As a partner he is loyal, kind, respectful and always willing to go out of his way to make you feel loved. Everyone wants a Dakota, and everyone loves Dakota.
by kssskkkkkkk6921 February 23, 2021
Dakotas are the sweetest people ever. They are kind and compassionate and just so absolutely beautiful they make you wanna break down and cry because of how happy they make you. She makes me happy. I Love you Dakota <3
by Ur mom sped March 04, 2021