Crust the Tip

When you, as a man, masturbate.

I’m gonna go crust the tip !

by HMHBOSS February 11, 2022

butthole crust

When someone cums in your anus and you let it dry inside you and then pull it out and substitute it for sugar on your morning cereal

Hey man, can you give me some of your butthole crust for my fruit loops!

by @youngmoneyrhuggler November 16, 2017

crust

A specific variation of freshman boy, most commonly falling in the "Debate Trash" category. This kind of freshman boy commonly enjoys giving out insults which are most likely a legitament problem of their own. Often uses excessive profanity to prove their point. This type of person is also very hypocritical in the sense that they would for example: call someone a fag and tell them that they are homophobic.

nah bruh, I don't hang out with him, he too crusty

help me, there is crust surrounding me

by døgg May 20, 2016

Norman the crusted

A woman manager at a restaurant in northern Wisconsin who smokes a lot of weed at night and comes into work looking crusted

Oh good Norman the Crusted showed up for work on time. Let’s give her a hard time!

by Vlemon August 6, 2023

Stuff my crust

When you fill a girls crack with giz

“I want you to stuff my crust.”

by D561 September 27, 2025

Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office

Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.

by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019

Pickle Crust

The dark green crust on a pickle... Self explanitory

Mom-”Eat those pickles son, I payed good money for those!
Son-“I wont eat Pickle Crust. You know that I love crustless pickles”

by MagicalCripple December 21, 2017