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crunch punk

a punk, adjacent to both the crust punk and the wook. They may be in a stage of transitioning from one subculture to the other, or simply appreciate both equally. within the ven diagram of punk and wook you will find dread locks, piercings, lack of deodorant, vegan or freegan diet, etc. The crunch punk may wear all black and sew their patches on with floss, but the trained crusty will identify them as a wook from a mile away. type of fool who spins fire and trips acid.
"That dude in the Amebix hoodie reeks like patchouli, what a crunch punk."
"that frickin crunch punk stole my last can of yerba mate!"
by Big0Ginge April 13, 2022
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RBG Crunch

A fat white trash hillbilly kid from the country who is a wannabe gangster that pretends to be black, he also has history of alcoholism and bitching out, as well as calling the police on people who mess with him.
RBG Crunch is a bitch ass nigga, imma beat his ass down.
by xxredeyexx December 31, 2024
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Crunch

When your finna beat somebody up
I’ll crunch u little buz
I crunched her
He got crunched @ the game
by Littlemissdtm January 16, 2023
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Crunch knuckle

When a b**** try to bust your nuts
The best. She bust me so she's trying to crunch knuckle me
by Methanight Joe leis November 12, 2019
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Dirtstar crunch

When you eat rice-crispies or a crunchy cereal out of someone's anus
Hey guys I just had Dirtstar crunch at Sara's house
by Mr Richardskynn September 14, 2019
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scrotum crunch

when a women or man bite someones balls so hard that the
sack rips open and the balls come tumbling out
man 1:hey man there is a ball on the floor
man 2:oh thats mine it must of fallen out of my scrotum crunched sack
by andrew smithenstein April 26, 2008
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jamaican crab go crunch

have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?
by catorgansontiktok December 25, 2020
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