scrotum crunch

when a women or man bite someones balls so hard that the
sack rips open and the balls come tumbling out

man 1:hey man there is a ball on the floor
man 2:oh thats mine it must of fallen out of my scrotum crunched sack

by andrew smithenstein April 26, 2008

Dirtstar crunch

When you eat rice-crispies or a crunchy cereal out of someone's anus

Hey guys I just had Dirtstar crunch at Sara's house

by Mr Richardskynn September 14, 2019

Crunch knuckle

When a b**** try to bust your nuts

The best. She bust me so she's trying to crunch knuckle me

by Methanight Joe leis November 12, 2019

jamaican crab go crunch

15 british/jamaican person who does boxing

have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?

by catorgansontiktok December 25, 2020

Star Crunch

Bottom tier snack cake. Most commonly consumed by roller operators and other homosexuals. In all areas of the world known as inferior in comparison to Zebra Cakes.

“Hey, did you see that fag eating a Star Crunch?”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”

by JusMe12345 September 10, 2022

Eiffel Crunch

It's like the Eiffel Tower but in Crunch land.

OMJJJINGGLY BERRY'S! IT'S THE EIFFEL CRUNCH! SQUEEEEK.

by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023

Crunch

slang for one;s head

mate, can you shut the fuck up, you’re doing my crunch in!

by anonymous January 17, 2025