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Crumb Bum

Crumb Bum /krum bum/ n. A Bum that lives solely off of Crumbs.

or a Bum that is very Crummy.
1: "Mary tries to catch the train before the Crumb Bum gets there and asks for money or food".

2: "Man that guy's shoes are so shot, You'd think he got them from a Crumb Bum! "
by DALLAS JOE October 3, 2018
mugGet the Crumb Bummug.

crumbed

Bro I just crumbed. It was painful yet joyous.
by WalterWhite23 February 22, 2024
mugGet the crumbedmug.

nut crumbs

When you ejaculate on your partner and it dries out and becomes crystallised on their skin.
Hey, your back is covered in nut crumbs.
by Fire9388 December 27, 2020
mugGet the nut crumbsmug.

Crumb

To interpret that someone is flirting with you.
The way she was looking at me, I reckon that's a crumb!
by Steve Bennett 227 October 26, 2013
mugGet the Crumbmug.

Crumb Dumpster

(noun)
Pronunciation: /krʌm 'dʌmpstər/

Definition: A person or organization that eagerly seeks to participate in, or benefit from the power and wealth of the dominant elite (often referred to as the 'Oligarchs'), even accepting the most minor and unwanted portions of said power and wealth (symbolized by 'crumbs'). Despite being far removed from the direct influence of the oligarchs, they uphold their ideologies, often covertly.

This term often carries a connotation of pretense or hypocrisy, as in the case of a purportedly progressive individual or entity that nonetheless harbors a disdain for poverty and a desire for prestige. A crumb dumpster is distinct from related concepts such as crumb catchers, and crumb bags, which represent different degrees of proximity to and engagement with the oligarchs' power.

Origin: This term is a compound of "crumb", from the Old English "cruma", and "dumpster", an American English term from the 20th century. Its use as a metaphor for a certain type of ambitious individual or organization seems to have originated in the early 21st century, particularly in socio-political discourse.

Synonyms: social climber, sycophant, opportunist, pretender, wannabe

Related Terms: Crumb Catcher (a person or entity that catches and benefits from the immediate fallout of the oligarchs' power), Crumb Bag (a person or entity that removes and disposes of these remnants, potentially for their own gain).
"Despite his public image as a champion for the people, many critics view NYC Mayor Eric Adams as nothing more than a crumb dumpster, secretly supporting the ideologies of the wealthy elite."
by Rosa's Papa May 13, 2023
mugGet the Crumb Dumpstermug.

crumb

a dirty person, someone who gets around, overall worst people in the world. king or queen crumbs are the top of the line, they are the worst of the worst.
Steve was the King Crumb.
by notQUEEN June 16, 2010
mugGet the crumbmug.

Crumb Pussy

The last remains of a sexual partner. Sex that occurs right before a breakup, or in anticipation of a breakup. Similar to eating leftover crumbs after a snack.
I fucked your mom one last time before I dumped her. Getting some of that crumb pussy, bro!
by Crumbyboi November 23, 2021
mugGet the Crumb Pussymug.

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