The Crow-Syndrome

An odd phenomenon that describes the way a lad always tend to end in bed with same girl again and again, even though he does not want to. The syndrome is typically activated when a lad needs a consolation bang.

"What up bro, did you pull Clara?"

"Nah fuck man, I woke up in Sophie's bed again"

"Oh shit, you are totally hit by The Crow-Syndrome geezer"

by TheCheekyCherry January 18, 2019

Crow FM

British army term for issued amplivox ear defence.
Worn when spending hours polishing boots in the corridor to prevent you from talking.

“Sgt, can we play music while doing our kit?”

“Fuck off you gremlin, crow FM”

“Anyone got Crow FM? This cunt snores like a dying bear”

by Hexy TV November 5, 2019

with the crows

Someone who is "with the crows" is plotting or conspiring against you, or is planning to sabotage you somehow.

ya, that judge must be with the crows.

by without the crows February 18, 2011

Crowe

An old man who is delulu and acts like he's in High School but is in fact old and smells like farts.

That dude Ed is such a Crowe he actually thought we considered anything he said was relevant.

by NYisGucci September 4, 2023

slaughter of crows

The collective noun for a large group of crows. When two or more murder of crows combine.

A slaughter of crows have taken over the neighborhood. They are in every tree and rooftop and when they take to the air they blot out the sun. The noise is unbearable and when they are at rest they get silent . Then, as one, they stare at you with dead, menacing, beady eyes.

by MadMusulungo March 25, 2017

Feeding the crows

Killing for hire. Working as a hitman.

"I've just got a job feeding the crows for Micky the Loan Shark. Seems he needs an example made of some berks."

by Zed Numar August 2, 2021

Jim Crow June

The celebration of the law 'Jim Crow' that was first put into effect in the late 1870's. This month is to celebrate and remember segregation and prejudice towards Martin Luther King Jr. and all negroes in the world

Hey are you celebrating 'Jim Crow June' too?

by lilgangsussuuu March 30, 2023