Crotch Turd

Infant, Toddler, Teenager, Jock, Cheerleader, Frat Boy, Frat Toy

I was enjoying dinner out, until the Rednecks' crotch turds started screaming.

by Malcolm Reynolds August 13, 2008

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crotch-pot

n. - a girl that has a very loose vagina

Hey Tim, that girl I had over last night was a total crotch-pot! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

by jasonsoodaikiss December 14, 2013

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a hit to your lower region that makes your testicles crunch at the back of your sack

my pal gave me a crotch crunch at the train station and i still cant walk properly

by chugger shane February 20, 2011

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A group of guys that follow around specific good and semi good looking women...

Stephanie's Crotch Pack were already at the house by the time we all got there...

by easygoinperson February 27, 2008

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A person who exhibits little or no sexual drive or desire.

"Hey, that guy over there is super cute."
"Yeah, but don't bother talking to him, he's a total crotch mute."

by Eustace Tilley December 12, 2008

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When the top-front area of a pair of jeans descends below the belt, causing a buildup of denim in the croth region that resembles an erection.

guy1: dude, you've got a crotch bubble... snag your button on the top of your belt, that'll fix it.

guy2: oh snap, you're right!

by doombuddy January 27, 2008

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The bulge of fat on the crotch of an obese person.

Dude, your mom needs to get rid of that crotch ferret. I bet she hasn't got any for like, 10 years.

by Masmai April 25, 2009

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