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Youth crime

The perfect dogwhistle for the far right, particularly in Melbourne, for a police state
2 people are at a function.
Person one: "OMG! YOUTH CRIME IS OUT OF CONTROL IN VICTORIA!!!"
Person two: "... Do you get your news from the Herald Sun?"
Person one" "... Maybe..."
Person two: "Yup, enjoy your night." *Storms off*
by iDontTrustYou October 18, 2025
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War Crime Day

Celebrated on the 14th of February, to show appreciation for all the war crimes we commit.
You better hide this War Crime Day Fritz you little shit.
by Big Man Borees February 14, 2022
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Crime against mycology

Any atrocious act that may significantly harm the field of mycology on the short-term or long-term in any act, setting, platform, or medium (e.g., popular media, social platforms, online forums, websites, research papers, identification efforts, foraging, or amateur/hobbyist endeavours). Crimes Against Mycology are particularly prevalent in, but are by no means exclusive to, amateur mycology communities.

Examples are as follows:

1. Making false and/or inaccurate claims that the subject (most commonly a nondescript dark, hard protuberance on any tree) should be identified as 'Chaga' (Inonotus obliquus); often lacking substantiation or basic ID skills or knowledge. 'Chagaslighting'.

2. Overgeneralizing and/or spreading misinformation on edibility or toxicity to (e.g., claiming that "every mushroom is toxic when touched").

3. Identifying a collection "with confidence" in cases in which it can reasonably be assumed that this would be virtually impossible to do with the available information.

4. "Publishing" new species on Index Fungorum.

5. Saying "all mushrooms are edible, once"

6. Pale Satanmints.

7. Unsubstantiated hypersplitting of established genera.
"Counting the equally abused ganodermatoids, the Perenniporia s.l. clade now has forty-nine genera, when it could easily be treated as about seven. The authors don't even mention Ganoderma (s.l.) in this paper. They also neglect to mention three of the seventeen pre-named genera in this clade (Diacanthodes, Flammeopellis, and Megasporia)."
"Holy shit, that's a crime against mycology!"
by Crinoid March 31, 2023
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crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.
Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.
by Urban Parker January 27, 2017
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Wet collar crime

Being an illegal alien and doing things like having stolen social security card. Fake workpapers et Federer.
Instead of building a wall they could prosecute all the wet collar crimes going on
by sphixster December 14, 2023
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War Crime Island

A combination of Great Britain and Japan to commit mass war crimes, as suggested by discord user KoreanBathSalts
Damn, I hope War Crime Island doesn't do anything
by MonsoonOfTheWOD May 18, 2022
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Savva crime family

Crime family based in Greece.

One of the most oldest mafias in Greece.

Illegal bussiness has been recorded 2016/2017-
The Savva mafia has the same allies as the Greek mafia: Sicilian mafia, Camorra, Russian mob, Philadelphia Greek Mob, the Valentzas crime family in U.S & the Greek core (South Cartel)
Savva Crime family, The Savvas, Greek mob
by Geckoxz December 18, 2017
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