Your tie is crooked!

You're crazy! (or) You're out of your mind!

If you think I'm falling for the old shortsheeted bed trick, your tie is crooked!

by kaos42 May 27, 2007

Cookey

(noun) A drinking Partner, Someone to take drinks with

I need me a cookey for tonight. I just want to celebrate being me.

by LolaNickoleDos March 12, 2010

Pressue Cooker

When you take a female home from the bar to engage in sex acts but cannot ejaculate because you are too drunk so you get her to suck on your balls as your jerk yourself off so that you can finally ejaculate.

Listen babe, there is no way I’m going to blow. Can you give me a "Pressue Cooker" so I can get off?

by Matt P. Cook February 22, 2010

double cocked

two cocks inserted into the same orifice

Daisy's twat was stretched to the max as she enjoyed the double cocked pleasure of Bo and Duke in the back of the General Lee.

by ToddAus August 29, 2005

Yugoslavian Slow Cooker

Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's moist vagina and continues to leave it there for hours until it is "fall off the bone soft".

I busted out the yugoslavian slow cooker on my girl last night, neither of us got off, it wasn't that great.

We were spooning and it turned into a yugoslavian slow cooker, we fell asleep and it was no good.

by AnthonyJ117 July 3, 2011

crooked i

Mutha truckin St. Ides, the King of all 40s. At 8.2% alcohol, this shit gets you crunked. Known as crooked I because of the zig zag shaped I behind the label.

I was throwin' up after two 40s of crooked I.

by 40oz Philosopher June 16, 2005

tuna cooker

when you put raw food inside a girls vagina then take out the food and make her eat it also you may add cum seasoning after cooking.

Dan: How was last night with that girl?

Matt: I used her tuna cooker to make a pizza for her.

by bauer bud February 7, 2010