are you cooked?

Cooked is a term for someone to politely refer to a Junkie who has lost all self control, they are usually the ones caught on video getting a fight over traffic, in shopping centres walking around not buying anything, picking up cigarette butts on the street, walking around in a T Shirt and Shorts in Winter, many more traits.
It used to refer to pot smokers being stoned but now its more the Ice/Meth/Shabu users who are just lost in their habit

Cooked Dude: Drives over a foot path, down the curb and around the corner crashes in to a power pole in middle of the day.
Bystander: What the F is wrong with you, are you cooked bro?
Cooked Dude: Ohhh errrr, ummmm yeah, ahhhhh

Are you cooked? is more rhetorical and derogatory in nature implying that someone is a mess, and their life is consumed in drugs.

by Sonnyhood November 4, 2020

cooking and chill

A subtle way to lure a girl to come over to your place inviting her to a dinner, initially as just a "friend", so that it can lead to an opportunity of getting intimate with her while making a dinner for her. Finally, after dinner a good session of sex is expected.

Hey, what are you doing tonight?
No plans at all!
Are you up to a cooking and chill?

by Chef Uc January 7, 2021

Cooking the dog

Furiously masturbating.

John: "Dude, what are you doing?"

Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."

by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015

Line Cook

The evolutionary gap between man and ape. Able to perform tasks of great simplicity in a primitive state of being.

"I saw a monkey at the zoo today daddy!"
"No sweetie, that was just one of the line cooks at the rainforest cafe."

by Danielgclapp June 12, 2014

Captain Cook

When doing it doggy style, you put one arm behind your back and the other hand shading your eyes, like you're looking for something far away. A variation on the Admiral, but a little more classy (and with historical significance)

Girl having sex doggy style turns around and says "What are you doing?"

Guy replies:" I'm doing the Captain Cook. I'm sailing Down Under"

by Jazzmoid October 30, 2010

dane cook

Dane cook is the man. One of the funniest dudes of all times. Go to youtube.com and look him up and if you don't laugh then you are one of satan's child (jk) But he is a funny comedian.

Did you know the Price of Right wheel is full of blood- Dance COok

I never like to throw parties because people lose your shit. Hey Where's my mom?-Dane Cook

Ummm, I Broke your refrigerator door, I don't know how-Dane COok

She gave me a kiss and before i knew it she said UHHHHHHH-Dane Cook

These are all from Insomiac Tour

by Gozzy August 20, 2006

dane cook

verb: the degeneration of the funniness of a comedian or comedy movie caused by dumb assholes quoting that comedian or movie OVER AND OVER AND OVER again untill he/she/it is no longer fucking funny.

Napolean Dynamite was a great movie, until it got dane cooked; the dumbasses in my history class kept saying "do you ever take it off any sweet jumps?" OVER AND OVER until I began to actually hate the movie which I had originally liked very much.

YES- Dane Cook is a very funny comedian. However it is annoying as fuck when retarded douchebags quote him again and again. He is not the only comedian in the world. Please stop quoting him. AND PLEASE DON'T try to pass any his jokes off as your own. I have seen this happen many times, and it was painful on every occasion.

by a guy who thinks dane cook is funny but hates when assholes quote him all the time January 3, 2008