comage

The act of bobbing your head vigorously.

Pronounciation: Cum-ah-jeh

Listening to music makes me comage immensly.

by Gump Giggens April 26, 2006

cmfao

crying my fuckin ass off

used the same way lmfao is used for laughing my fuckin ass off

A: "Sup B??"
B: "Nuthin Much, CMFAO"
A: "Wut Happened??"
B: "My Girl Dumped Me and Aborted My Baby ="

by sum real shit January 4, 2008

pizza coma

Niggeritis for white people; lethargy brought on by eating too much food, primarily carbs.

Damn I'm stuffed, I'm gonna sit in front of the TV and fall into a pizza coma.

by Tha Motherfuckin December 24, 2008

comajoswaboozel

At the stroke of midnight, when the sexual smeagols (Lord of the rings) come about and prance nakedly before your eyes and urniate in your kitchen sink.

In other words, ignore all that nonsense, it means absolutely nothing and has no real meaning and existance to anything.

Comajoswaboozel is just a random word and say it whenever the hell you want to, to confuse the crap out of people!

"Hey look at that mother Comajoswaboozel. He is such a Bon Jovi."
or
"What the fuck, last night I had a dream about Smeagols who did their traditional Comajoswaboozel and it really turned me on.

by Paul McRotch April 24, 2004

comando

see jeannie and ifi

1. not wearing any underwear

2. oooh mandy you came da da da da da da da...

3. mandy p. deutsch

co-man-do (doo doo!)

by anonymous April 26, 2004

food coma

An excuse to blow off work after eating too much at lunch.

I think I'm gonna crawl under my desk after that heaping helping of mashed potatoes, because I can already feel the food coma creeping up on me...

by kellyj2777 December 18, 2005

Chinese Coma

A coma in which one's eyes resemble eyes that are barely open, resembling the common trait possessed by Chinese people.

Guy 1: Whoah...is he waking up?
Guy 2: Nah, he's just in a Chinese coma.

by purplepikmin October 24, 2008