Cole Hester

Honest, easy to talk to, and down to adventure.

Wow, look at the positively wondrous man.

-Classic Cole Hester, am I right?

- Totally! He’s so honest, easy to talk to, and down to adventure!

by Notchester June 29, 2021

Cole H.

Cole. H is a sadistic person who I would consider my friend despite the fact he'll one day stab me. His opening phrase when he gets to college is "Hentai is why I'm here" (You're welcome)

Ex: Cole H. sucks balls.

by SoccerDaddy June 4, 2018

coles sus

When the Cole is sus.

Cole is so sus because he fucked Christian in the ass, you could almost say it was Coles sus

by WaxholeDefiner March 28, 2021

Cole Yant

Someone whomsmt has an inability to succeed in fantasy sports and poker, and cannot dance hip whilst under the influence

*Loses 100 dollars in poker* "Dang, you really pulled a Cole Yant"

by Mr Robert January 8, 2020

cole elden

His middle name is Elden. Thats all that matters.

Any random person: Hey whats his name?

Kalani: Its Cole ELDEN.

by 2013GSXR July 5, 2017

Cole Deboe

A true man hoe. He knows how to pretend he knows how to treat a girl but in the end he hits and runs! He has very bushy eyebrows. And a small d*ck. He’s dated half of Virginia. And he leaves all the good girls he does find.

Hey did you see cole deboes new girl?
Yeah i did, after he smashes he’s gonna leave her!

by ur mom !!!! September 16, 2019

Cole masturbation

Cole masturabtion is where the famous cole will master the bation, he will first chop the long stick into multiple pieces while doing some karate moves "HUTAHHHHHHH" he will often moan and groan during this strange but unique ritual, once the stick is chopped up he will throw it into the hot boiling milkshake, he will most likely miss but should at least get once sliced up price into it, once he has successfully done this he will start to float and fancily sip a cup of coffee, once the boiling process has finished he will fall from he air, cracking his neck causing him to die, one of his sons will come out from no where and sprinkle cum ((or more commonly known as sudioshiestamakoletes)) all over his body, but before this he will be striped nude.

Jerry: omg, have you see cole masturbation?
Shelissa: *moans intensely* that was so hot!
Jerry: I think I just turned gay.

by Have some dick mate July 1, 2017