Clay feet

Won't budge

Someone wants u to cross oceans for them do this and do that but when u need a favor or even just a friend they have clay feet. Won't budge not their for u

by Sugarrshayyy September 16, 2017

clay daly

White kid

Hey it’s clay Daly the white kid.

by ?What? October 31, 2017

clay taylor

A hot guy and all the girls want to suck him dry

You are such a clay taylor

by pussy slayer 445 December 8, 2017

clay target

A gay engineer's butthole

Everybody took turns blowing out his clay target.

by Bubba Buttfucker February 11, 2018

Clay dick

1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.

2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.

3. Literally a dick formed from clay.

Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!

Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.

The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.

by The_Klay May 8, 2018

Clay-birding

The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.

Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.

by Saltyseadog75 August 2, 2018

Clay hortle

Nick name for tortle, loves South African women .

Favourite phrase -unnebrocke

a haiku

A mortal tortle
Clay hortle

you want to courtal?

by Fenny wap October 7, 2018