chop shop

n. A really inexpensive nail salon, usually owned and operated by unlicensed people. These people are also usually uneducated on how to properly clean their tools. You will often get a nail fungus on your big toe from getting a pedicure at one of these establishments, which is why it's weird that they're always so busy. People are cheap.

adj. The kind of services or infections or diseases you can receive from this kind of salon.

n. "my finger is bleeding because the guy at the chop shop cut a chunk of my skin out when he was removing the cuticle. i hope i don't get tetanus."

adj. "where can i go get a frickin mani and pedi without contracting some kind of chop shop fungus?!"

by Marilyn Monroe Pose October 19, 2011

crotch chop

The signature taunt of the professional wrestling tag team D-Generation X. It is done by putting you arms in an "X" formation by your crotch. It means "suck it" figuratively.

Vince McMahon was given the crotch chop by D-Generation X.

by Danny L. January 17, 2007

mutten chops

very big and/or thick sideburns that go down the side of your face or towards the back of your head

liz has mutton chops, not pork chops, kevin

by Anonymous January 26, 2003

chip chop

when you shear sheep or cut down wood in minecraft

pronounced ship shop

pewdiepie: chop chop chop chop chip chop

by ttgjen September 3, 2019

Lame Chops

Associated with anything lame.

1-"Hey, I just bought the new Harry Potter on DVD and VHS!"
2-"Wow, that would go well with a big plate of lame chops."

by Mac, February 24, 2008

chop drills

mastubating two men and the same time, one with either hand.

My hands hurt this morning. Chop drills last night

by Psycrotes February 24, 2008

Flow Chop

When a laxer need to get their hair chopped, it is called a Flow Chop. The reason for this is because the hair of a laxer is one of the main components of his flow, and when it is chopped, the words are combined to create: "Flow Chop"

Jake: Brandon, I love your flow, your good at lacrosse too!
Brandon: Yeah, but I need to get it cut soon.
Jake: Yeah, you need to get a flow chop.

by Flowchopper93 April 19, 2009