chocolate cotton balls

Regular cotton balls dipped in melted chocolate, then allowed to solidify. Then you serve them to guests. You don't know that you're eating something so nasty till it's too late.

Rusty's mother was throwing a party to celebrate her husband's death, so he decided to submit some chocolate cotton balls as his own contribution to the family candy.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 27, 2007

Chocolate escalator

amusing phraze for anal sex. The same as Zeus’s Palace.

"ill be taking a trip on the chocolate escalator tonight"

by Sam Habigam December 5, 2007

Chocolate chipless cookie

A plain cookie without chocolate chips.

Man I wish I had a chocolate chipless cookie right now.

by BreeNiya April 17, 2008

chocodigger

A girl who behaves like a gold digger because she exploits you for chocolate.

Bree: Bring me more chocolate?
Rick: Yes your highness.

Bree: *pats head* good doggie. Your job is to satisfy me.
Rick: What, are you a chocodigger now?

by ChocolateKissesAreCheap March 28, 2009

Choco-Blast of Yummiment

An affectionate term used to describe the scintillating blast of chocolaty-goodness that emanates from McDonald's Brownie Melts.

"Hey, are those good?" customer asks McDonald's employee.

"That Choco-Blast of Yummiment is good enough to make you slap yo momma" he replies.

by Neckfarter Queen April 6, 2009

Chocolate toupee

When you pull out of your girl after anal sex and you've got a little bit of poo on the end of your cock

Hmmm, that's a nice chocolate toupee you've got on there Mr Cock.

by Mr Sausage December 9, 2008

chocolate tornado

when three black male insert there penis in one anus and spin around in a tornado like motion

last night i had a great chocolate tornado

by FluxAlive June 2, 2011