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chinese hotdog

happens when chinese boys stick dick in between girls buns
last night wan-kim gave becky a chinese hotdog
by monstahotdong March 18, 2014
mugGet the chinese hotdogmug.

Chinese Prut

Lithium ion battery's that are unbranded and have most likely fake capacities.
What a scam, there is Chinese Prut in my replacement battery pack!
mugGet the Chinese Prutmug.

Chinese Tsunami

The act of discriminating a certain group to be the scapegoat so that the accuser can escape, seemingly blameless, innocent and sincere; However, the blame is a blatant misdirection and as such, likely to backfire on the accuser.

Origin: The Prime Minister and chairperson of Malaysia's ruling coalition (National Front) attributed the poor performance of the coalition in Malaysia's 13th general election, and the corresponding support to opposition parties, to a phenomenon dubbed "tsunami of the Chinese community" - or "Chinese tsunami" for short.
The project manager is pinning the blame on the labourers again, blaming their laziness for the delays in the project. But that accusation is just Chinese Tsunami - we all know his poor planning skills are the cause.
by Random Malaysian May 9, 2013
mugGet the Chinese Tsunamimug.

Chinese Cowboy

A pseudonym for chopping bitches like Jet Li, Bruce Lee, or Jackie Chan
"That lad gave it to his concubine harder than a Chinese cowboy "

"He and his team gave her the 'Chinese Cowboy"
by CHROME POLE October 5, 2019
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Chinese shuffle

A man, with pants around his ankles, and a fabulous erection, being led by his member to the bedroom.
Always remember Marty's Chinese shuffle. He shook it around.
by NotMe1984 December 25, 2015
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Chinese Pineapple

The act of killing a party member because it annoys the DM
Jakobi! Why'd you chinese pineapple Cayde?!
He stopped me from that Kingly twink booty!
-DM sighs in alcholoism-
by notPhoenix___ November 2, 2023
mugGet the Chinese Pineapplemug.

Chinese Aluminum

Low quality plastic used in construction of key mechanical parts in order to ensure failure and non-repairability just outside of warranty period. Often shrouded in a thin sheet of satin brushed Nickel plated Chinesium to give appearance of durability.

Examples of extensive use include: Faucets, washing machines, dishwashers, refrigerators, function knob shafts, locking and retaining mechanisms, furniture fasteners, safety equipment, power tool internals, etc.
Wife: Honey, can you fix the fridge? The door just fell off...

Me: Uhh, no, turns out, the hinge pins are made of Chinese Aluminum, hafta buy a whole new fridge.

Wife: But we just bought that a couple years ago!

Me: yeah but the warranty ran out last month!
by baronvonfritz May 5, 2020
mugGet the Chinese Aluminummug.

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