Woman Child

a woman above the age of 25 that is lazy, usually STILL lives at home, and likes to whine. similar to a man child

"I was just chatting online and found some chick who is 35, lives with her dad, and playes World of warcraft all day"--jim

"wow what a woman child!"--bobby

by errrrrrrrrrrrrr July 10, 2010

Golden Child

A Kpop boy band, under Woolliment company, that debuted on August 28th, 2017, which consists of: (in order of age)
Lee Daeyeol (leader)
Choi Sungyoon (Y)
Park Jaeseok
Lee Jangjun
Son Youngtaek (TAG)
Bae Seungmin
Bong Jaehyun
Kim Jibeom
Kim Donghyun
Hong Joochan
Choi Bomin

Wow, Golden Child is debuting in four days! As a Woollim stan, I am so hyped for them. *starts singing DamDiDa and SEA*

by CoFLi August 24, 2017

child's play

Exceedingly easy and not fit for your personal level of skill. An activity that could be done by a child with the brain capacity of a squirrel.

When the teacher asked Bartholomew, who had previously been sleeping, to answer the math question, Bartholomew responded "child's play" and proceeded to ace the shit out of the question.

by Master of the Schlong November 19, 2011

pre-gay bio-child

A child that a gay person had with a member of the opposite sex before realizing that he or she was gay.

"Melanie took her daughter Blossom to the park this morning."

"Melanie and Candace adopted a child?"

"No, Blossom is a pre-gay bio-child from Melanie's marriage to Mark a few years ago."

by Commentator X April 27, 2010

[poke child]

A person that was once into pokemon when it was popular and new and were totally obsessed.

"Hey i didn't know that you were into pokemon back then? haha u poke child!! I was too!"

by Jenilly September 27, 2008

child abooze

Similar to Child Abuse, but when the Abuser is intoxicated.

Connor: "Wow, that man is really whipping his kid like that?"
Mike: "Yeah, it looks like child abooze.

by Yellow Lepus March 18, 2017

rape child

a child resulting from a rape.

when a woman gets pregnant with the child of her rapist the child is commonly known as a "rape child".

by the author with no name June 30, 2011