Chewed out

When a retard not literally a retard , metaphorically , by default , claims to be a nympho but in fact is a full on psychopath starts lecturing you on how to hurt your partner instead of telling you how to make her horny as quickly as he or she did.

Dr Johnson chewed out the man about his wife and said she was mentally ill and needed to stay at the hospital for further testes

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

Chew

A refreshing drink, like lemonade or soda.

Yo! You gonna drink some chew?

by bot.is.nooot.here December 2, 2023

Pen Cap Chew

Just to add a missing word from the lyrics in Annorexorcist's definition:
Has your concience got to you for building *trends*?
Is that why un-noticing you eat your pens?

I'm not trying to add a new definition for Pen Cap Chew, but there is no way to edit a previously submitted definition!

by Irushforth July 12, 2022

Jaen Chew

Is a hot and cold person. Sometimes he will be very passionate and sometimes he’s really cold like he don’t want to talking to you. A very hard to know person. Keeps many secrets to himself and you won’t know whether the person u r talking to is the true him.

That’s how Jaen Chew is. You don’t need to care about him.

by I try try only November 12, 2021

Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, And they are all out of bubble gum!

The ultimate way to intimidate your opponent. Unlike the wimpish form of this phrase, chewing ass is far more fearsome than beating it.

Fighter 1 - Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, and they are all out of bubble gum!
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"

by Grand Priest of Cults July 16, 2019

Caramel Chew

A Caramel Chew is lingo derived in Dallas, Tx for a beautiful slim thick woman who is of caramel complexion.

Guy 1: Damn look at that caramel girl right there. She's perfect I just wanna chew her up.
Guy 2: Hell ya bro. She a Caramel Chew.

by ChiefMazi March 18, 2019

chew

"Chew" is a broad term. It mostly means "dip," which is moist, small shreds of tobacco used in between the lip and gums or lip and cheek, upper or lower. It can also mean loose leaf tobacco or tobacco that is more roughly cut that is chewed. And no, you retards, dip does not have fiberglass in it; it's salt crystals. Speaking of bad things, dip is known to be able to cause oral cancer and such; it can also make your gums recede, or basically "fall down" and have you lose teeth, especially if you don't already have good oral health. The effects of oral tobacco include euphoria, a head rush, increased mood, stimulation, and sometimes relaxation. Negative effects include anxiety, nausea, increased blood pressure and heart rate, and sweating.
Some brands of DIP are Copenhagen, Skoal, Grizzly, Longhorn, and Timberwolf. Some brands of CHEW are Red Man, Hawken, and Levi Garrett. There are other types of oral tobacco, like dissolving things that look like mints. There are also inhaled forms.

Jason: Yo, Mike, can I cop a lip of chew?
Mike: Jason, you retard, if you "cop a lip," it "be a dip."
Jason: Same shit.
Mike: Alright, look at this bag and then look at this can. Tell me it's the same.
Jason: Wait, so I don't get a lip?...
Mike: Nah, bro. I wouldn't do you like that. Even retards deserve a lip. Let me get my Skoal Berry.
Jim: Did I just hear Skoal Berry? Bro that shit is whack nasty.

Mike: Says the one who dips original.
Jim: Man, shut the fuck up. It's good.
Jason: Mike, even I know not to dip Skoal Berry.
Mike: Well, tell you what Jason, I know not to get fucked up off Ativan and Xanax and touch girls at parties!
Jim: True.

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom May 17, 2018