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Night Cereal

Noun: Night Cereal is when you pour a bowl between 1:00am—3:00am and it becomes the most delicious thing you've ever been graced with due to lack of sleep.

True Night Cereal is used with frosted mini wheat.
I couldn't fall asleep so I read Flowers for Algernon with a bowl of night cereal.
by Gluten-free since 93 February 28, 2023
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Cereal Grass

A synonym for wheat only used my intellectuals, and you can fight me on it.
Me: wheat = cereal grass
My friend: B I O T C H
Me: I'm right
My friend: your a smart thot
by stfu karen May 10, 2019
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seductive cereal

The type of cereal you would eat before or after intercourse.
I'll be back, I'm eating my seductive cereal!
by Stinkybozo January 18, 2021
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cereal killer

A hired fellow-human exterminator --- often a harassassin --- who causes his marks' premature demise by forcing them to eat oatmeal or other grain-based comestible that they absolutely detest, and so said abused victim commits eventually suicide to escape said culinary coercion.
They called Ted Bundy a cereal killer, but I happen to really enjoy hot oatmeal, plain shredded wheat, and other "simple fare" breakfast foods, so Teddy's tactics would have been much less effective at getting me to bite da dust than they would have been with many other folks with more of a "sweet tooth" or "meat 'n' potatoes" meal-selection preference.
by QuacksO May 8, 2019
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cereal hour

Similar to happy hour, but with cereal. When the local grocery and drug stores are having sales on cereal, and you just buy as much boxes as you want to eat as much as you want in one hour. Good for when you are just bored and hungry.
OHH RiteAid is having a sale on Honey Bunches of Oats. I'm going on fucking cereal hour!
by gulsk329 July 9, 2010
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soggy cereals

Act of eating cereals from the anal cavity of an other person.
- Dude, I'd eat soggy cereals all day long with that milf.
- What's that ?
- Go see soggycereals.com and enjoy.
by teddybrown September 29, 2017
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Cereal Box

Someone who is shaped like a cereal box, wide hips and wide shoulders with skinny neck and legs. This person usually likes to flash others.
She is such a cereal box.
by CupcakkeCPR August 4, 2022
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