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Dingle-berry-piss cereal

Skiddy ate dingle-berry-piss cereal for dinner tonight. Must’ve choked the 1v5 again.
by NudusRex August 15, 2023
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Cereal box

She's a cereal box hero.
by LittleSparrow1111 August 18, 2023
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cereal

A sexual act performed by a man, who will plant his semen in a bowl. He proceeds to place his own feces into a bowl. Once finished he will experience a wholesome meal which keeps him fit throughout the day.
Did you have any cereal yet?
No.
Would you like some of mine?
...
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Clapton Crunch cereal

A peanut-buttery kiddie-favorite breakfast-food dat's endorsed by da famous "Great Eric" music man.
Just because Clapton Crunch cereal is enthusiastically touted by having da Great Eric "singing da praise" for it, this does not automatically mean dat it's truly a healthy food for humans... I would still wanna check da ingredients before I started gleefully shoveling huge spoonfuls of it into my mouth!
by QuacksO June 26, 2020
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Bi Cereal

A person who pours milk in the bowl before the cereal.

A person who gives people anxiety based on the order of which they make their cereal bowl.
"Nothing better than the milk in the bowl before the cereal. I guess I'm bi cereal."

Bro you must be bi cereal because that's not how you eat cereal.
by Anastacia Beaverhousin710 October 9, 2020
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fetus cereal

When you freeze dry your placenta and add it to cereal
I was feeling pretty hungover after NYE so i had some of my wife's fetus cereal and i was back to my old self by noon
by Willhe October 19, 2020
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Imposter Cereal

A crunchy, but also sometimes soft, marshmallow filled box of cereal that comes with liquid ice cream (served as milk). This delicious liquid ice cream is poured in before adding the scrumptious rainbow-coloured imposter shaped marshmallows. You eat this cereal out of the box
I’m going to have a bowl of imposter cereal this morning!
by Imposta cereal July 23, 2022
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