Chilli con carnage

The stomach upset that follows eating spicy mexican food

After that mexican banquet the toilet suffered some chilli con carnage

by tashy76 March 12, 2009

cabbage

A punch directed at the anus of another, With the intention to punch so hard the reciever on contact craps themself

Joe: Hey dude i gave alex a cabbage

Jack: Aw sweet man he smells like shit.

by Joe =D June 23, 2007

Cabbage Ass

Keith has cabbage ass, excessive wiping of the butthole sometimes occurs because of his wet gas.

Keith likes his cabbage ass

by Craig Curran April 29, 2005

man cabbage

a large, often bluborous individual, with resemblance to a cabbage

the dude is a man cabbage

by Frank The Baptist February 17, 2005

Muff Cabage

It's a Jersey thing..

Are you talking about my family?!" "Your f***ing muff cabage!

by GuidoGuy November 29, 2010

Toe-Eyed Cabbage

Cunt, a very annoying (most likely a liberal) individual.

The word can be used as an insult at any time, anywhere

Listen here you Toe-Eyed Cabbage, I wasn’t born into this world so your fatass could shit out low level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe and have to crawl around your bedroom in the dark 3:47 AM in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers you absolute gormless minger.

by CHILLI CUM April 18, 2021

cabbage

A slightly dazed and confused guy from Canada.Survives mostly on pizza and rice.Wears a tinfoil hat and falls asleep at strange intervals.

"Man you are the cabbage!"

by Zipperhead March 1, 2005