Canada's History

To be given a television show by a mediocre comedian and a corrupt national broadcasting corporation, only to have it taken away seven months later.

That giant redhead just got Canada's History'd by those dickbags.

by Your Brother's Kid February 7, 2010

Canada's History

Going to Saskatoon to visit thier "Red Light District"

Hey Darryl, how a'boot it, are you up for a bit of "Canada's History" tonight.

by jjd241 February 8, 2010

Canada's History

A horrifically depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Usually performed by a tag team of Canadian Mounties on loose women from Saskatchewan. First brought to light by Stephen Colbert.

After going through Canada's History, the poor girl needed four months of therapy.

by Biggie132 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A grandMILF's moose knuckle.

Whoa, check out the Canada's History on that old lady!

by meatless February 4, 2010

Canada's History

As Stephen Colbert says, "putting everything in there."

Canada's History, the most unimaginable sex act.

by sklop February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

After me and Stacey did Canada's History, we couldn't look each other in the eye for days.

by tycoonius February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's History is a sexual act in which both the male and female take a large shit on the corner of their bed. They then go to sleep and never bother to clean it up every again symbolizing that Canada's history is basically a bunch of shit no one even cares enough about to clean up.

Jim, "So me and Lisa performed a Canada's History last night, turns out its not hot or romantic at all"

Mark, "no shit" (pun intended)

by Dabsters February 6, 2010