fucking a chick while using the stanley cup as a condom while shoving a moose antler up each of your asses and using a jug of maple syrup as lube
by FenrisWolfbrood February 4, 2010
Get the canadas historymug. When moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup are inserted into a chosen body cavity after performing the dirty sanchez, a blumpkin and the angry pirate.
by stevenCfan February 4, 2010
Get the canadas historymug. Canada's History is the anecdotal name for a sex act that is known to be the personal favourite of Stephen Colbert.
The act requires: Moose antlers, atleast 14 females, a bottle of Maple Syrup, and the Stanley cup. (You can add more maple syrup to increase stickiness if desired).
(If atlesat 5 of the 14 females are African American, then you will need a traditional jar of Kool-Aid, as opposed to the Stanley Cup, as to support Racial equality).
The act requires: Moose antlers, atleast 14 females, a bottle of Maple Syrup, and the Stanley cup. (You can add more maple syrup to increase stickiness if desired).
(If atlesat 5 of the 14 females are African American, then you will need a traditional jar of Kool-Aid, as opposed to the Stanley Cup, as to support Racial equality).
1. Stephen Colbert is an avid supporter of Canadas History, and is rumoured to be the champion of it.
2. If performing Canada's History on a Tuesday, it is acceptable to use males as opposed to females, however you MUST use nonfat maple syrup
2. If performing Canada's History on a Tuesday, it is acceptable to use males as opposed to females, however you MUST use nonfat maple syrup
by Mr_Macabre February 5, 2010
Get the Canadas Historymug. Canadian Prime Minister: I can't beleieve that even though you americans watch thousands of deaths and violence on tv, that a little fould language would you piss you off so much --
Sheila Brovlowski: YOU ARE SAYING NAUGHTY WORDS!!
Canadian Prime Minister: YOU ARE INTERRUPTING ME!! CAN I FINISH?? PLEASE, CAN I FINISH?
........
okay, I'm finished.
Sheila Brovlowski: YOU ARE SAYING NAUGHTY WORDS!!
Canadian Prime Minister: YOU ARE INTERRUPTING ME!! CAN I FINISH?? PLEASE, CAN I FINISH?
........
okay, I'm finished.
by crap December 11, 2004
Get the FUCK CANADAmug. Justin: Hey guys, wanna play hockey?
Dom: hell no what is this? Canada?
Bobby: Dude i just t-bagged the hell out of this midget!
Zak: Me too
Danny: im only a hooker on thursdays
Matt: what is this? Canada?
Dom: hell no what is this? Canada?
Bobby: Dude i just t-bagged the hell out of this midget!
Zak: Me too
Danny: im only a hooker on thursdays
Matt: what is this? Canada?
by micky v! June 3, 2009
Get the What is this? Canada?mug. Canadas History is a process whereby a large group of historical items is inserted into an orifice over a time period of at least 42 hours. It has been said that many of Canada's politicians and schoolchildren are in fact quite well versed in Canada's History but students of American history know that to not be the case. Some might even say that in Canada the real history buffs do it in the butt.
She wanted the wheelbarrow but I was all like, bitch if you aren't going to do the dishes we're going to get Canadas History up in here - And by up in here I mean up in you.
by History buffs February 4, 2010
Get the canadas historymug. by Adda September 9, 2006
Get the O Canadamug.