The act of a man or several men getting hammered drunk on yukon jack dressed as moose. The men then take large swigs of maple syrup and spit it in eachothers assholes. The men all clench their anuses, holding the syrup in, for twelve minutes, then splash it all into the Stanley Cup trophy....men without Stanley Cup trophies generally use commemorative Canada mugs sold to tourists. They then drink the syrup out of the cup. Then they fuck. In the butt.
"So me and Martin went over to Willies house and made some more Canadas History. Wicked sloppy."
"Gross bro."
"Gross bro."
by Jet Jaguar February 4, 2010
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Person1: Hey did you catch Much Music's weekly top 10 list?
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by Sarahv May 20, 2008
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by FenrisWolfbrood February 4, 2010
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by stevenCfan February 4, 2010
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The act requires: Moose antlers, atleast 14 females, a bottle of Maple Syrup, and the Stanley cup. (You can add more maple syrup to increase stickiness if desired).
(If atlesat 5 of the 14 females are African American, then you will need a traditional jar of Kool-Aid, as opposed to the Stanley Cup, as to support Racial equality).
The act requires: Moose antlers, atleast 14 females, a bottle of Maple Syrup, and the Stanley cup. (You can add more maple syrup to increase stickiness if desired).
(If atlesat 5 of the 14 females are African American, then you will need a traditional jar of Kool-Aid, as opposed to the Stanley Cup, as to support Racial equality).
1. Stephen Colbert is an avid supporter of Canadas History, and is rumoured to be the champion of it.
2. If performing Canada's History on a Tuesday, it is acceptable to use males as opposed to females, however you MUST use nonfat maple syrup
2. If performing Canada's History on a Tuesday, it is acceptable to use males as opposed to females, however you MUST use nonfat maple syrup
by Mr_Macabre February 5, 2010
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Sheila Brovlowski: YOU ARE SAYING NAUGHTY WORDS!!
Canadian Prime Minister: YOU ARE INTERRUPTING ME!! CAN I FINISH?? PLEASE, CAN I FINISH?
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okay, I'm finished.
Sheila Brovlowski: YOU ARE SAYING NAUGHTY WORDS!!
Canadian Prime Minister: YOU ARE INTERRUPTING ME!! CAN I FINISH?? PLEASE, CAN I FINISH?
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okay, I'm finished.
by crap December 11, 2004
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Dom: hell no what is this? Canada?
Bobby: Dude i just t-bagged the hell out of this midget!
Zak: Me too
Danny: im only a hooker on thursdays
Matt: what is this? Canada?
Dom: hell no what is this? Canada?
Bobby: Dude i just t-bagged the hell out of this midget!
Zak: Me too
Danny: im only a hooker on thursdays
Matt: what is this? Canada?
by micky v! June 3, 2009
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