calamari

squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.

Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."

by James M. May 2, 2003

calamity

when a typhoon occurs from every bodily orfice at once

My calamity was so loud it could be heard for miles, blowing trees over and making puppies go deaf.

by Meghan and Jenny March 21, 2003

callum ness

erection gained when another male strokes your leg

tom gave me a callum ness

by Azzer123loooooooool February 28, 2009

calm clams

calm clams: a phrase used while under the influence of marijuana meaning that everything's okay.

"Dude i think that guy saw us smoking that pot"
"Nah dude relax! Were calm clams man!"
"Calm clams!"

by french chocolate. August 1, 2009

I'm joking, calm down!

a phrase said to make any come-back seem lame.

A: You're a loser
B: Fuck you
A: I'm joking, calm down!

by wangjiahua October 8, 2011

Land Calamari

The rubbery ring found nestled between the biscuits. This creature has a voracious appetite. Also known in Latin cultures as Anus Dominum. Butt-hole. Anus. Named for its resemblance to properly prepared calamari at any fine Italian restaurant. Served most often with Arby's Horsey sauce, or Cocktail sauce.

Heath's finger was devoured by the land calamari when he was wiping after a rough poopy.

by Binghamtonian November 16, 2006

CallMeCarson

The man who invented the "wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now" joke.

CallMeCarson: Wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now.

by Squidward™®© May 8, 2020