Gorp curse

Two people get cursed together, once the curse starts it never ends. Once a year on a random date you are forced to jump op the belly of a deceased pregnant woman while the other lays with his mouth opended wide in front of the vagina of the deceased pregnant woman in question. This process is called gorping. You decide the roles by doing rock-paper-scissors for who will lay down with his mouth opened or will preceed to jump on the belly.

After meeting that nasty witch im forever doomed with the gorp curse!

by anonymous July 10, 2025

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silv curse

the silv curse is when you watch someones stories and their account suddenly turns private

x: i watched their story 2 hours ago and now their account is private
y: thats the silv curse

by silv88 June 10, 2023

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Valentines Day curse

The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.

Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.

by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022

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The Curse of the Lorax

Someone who is cursed with eternal life until they figure out how to fix something they caused eons ago.

Dude you know that old man who lives up the road, Some say he has The Curse of the Lorax, Bro been alive since 1776.

by Big_Bongo June 24, 2023

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eesa curse

when you’re playing marvel rivals and you’re playing good and winning every game until you queue with your friend and you start losing every game you play with them

Man, I was winning every game solo, but the moment I teamed up with Jay, the Eesa curse hit, we couldn’t catch a break!

by toogoated April 12, 2025

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