No cuddle december

You can't cuddle with anyone but the bros

Girl: wanna go cuddle?
You: No it is no cuddle december so get outa here

by Urban dic420 November 7, 2020

fudge cuddles

When your partner takes a large soggy shit on your stomach, and you cuddle until it melts and covers you both in its hot sticky stench.

I'm too tired for Wolfbagging tonight darling. Lets just have fudge cuddles.

by Rabbitfondler January 8, 2017

mud-cuddle

The act of two bowel pounders or fanny dodgers slipping each other a crippler in the spooning position or any other position which allows entery to include each and every inch, thus a mud-cuddle has occurred.

I say Barry my little fury friend, fancy retiring to bed and having a mud-cuddle?

by David Hamm***** December 12, 2006

Cuddle puddle

When you are the big spoon in a cuddling session and your arm is stuck under the other person, but you have to pee but you can't get up because your arm is stuck. Therefore you pee yourself and make, a cuddle puddle.

Dude, last night we were cuddling and I couldn't get up to piss and I made a cuddle puddle.

by Ayeitsdelrey January 30, 2015

Mr Cuddles

Mr Cuddles is the the pet frog of Evie from the cartoon Mike the Knight.

Mr Cuddles can usually predict when things are going to go wrong - which is most of the time when Evie's magic is involved!

by Mike the Knight Toys November 3, 2011

cuddle-cushion

the labial folds of a woman's vagina
usually larger than "normal"

"I buried my head in that bitch's cuddle-cushion last night, nigga"

by Michael Ferry March 13, 2007

cuddle puddle

A shot of cum released during or after the act of cuddling.

Billy left a cuddle puddle in Suzy's parents bed

by brock star May 3, 2005