bush crumbs

When you go to perform oral on a male or female and you see bumps, mostly lint, lice, crabs or some other unidentifiable object in their pubic hairs.

"Janet took off her panties and that is when I saw alot of bush crumbs fall on the floor."

by Bsugar13 January 14, 2021

Crumb dog

Giving a blow job to an individual with a gluten allergy after earlier or while eating cookies or other gluten filled food items with the intent of secondary swelling and an enhanced size of the erection

My husband has struggled with erections lately but luckily he's gluten intolerant and I can give him a crumb dog

by aqua bandit August 19, 2024

Crumb Kiss

Flatulating with a one or more dingle berries; farting with small pieces of shit stuck the the hair(s) in your ass crack; often hardened balls of shit from poorly wiping

She blew you a crumb Kiss.😃

by Maurice Witherspoon May 18, 2025

Bum crumb

Residue of toilet paper left on someone’s behind after wiping.

“Did you know kyle’s dad’s “bum crumbs” float up to the top of the water when his dad has a bath”

by November 30, 2021

Jimmy Crumbs

When one leaves crumbs of weed laying around for others to smoke or for later use

Damn look at all them Jimmy Crumbs, pack that shit up.

by jameshouston December 11, 2011

get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 01, 2011

Bonus crumbs

When you have chunks of crap stick to your crack hair.

While dining out, Jeremy noticed a couple bonus crumbs and decided it was a free snack.

by Stodden June 08, 2025