Cocktail Sausage Syndrome

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.

That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.

by Preacher59 December 15, 2018

Titanic Cocktail

A cocktail made by using a glass and filling it with cold water and ice. Shake and serve.

George sipped slowly on his refreshing titanic cocktail.

by ScomTott September 28, 2021

Cumayo cocktail

When you drink a packet of mayonnaise and it reaches to your rectum just as you’re getting an anal creampie.

My big burly man of a boyfriend whipped me up a cumayo cocktail last night!

by MayoBartender November 24, 2021

Bean Cocktail

A beaner's pre-cum that winds up in your hotdog that you ordered from sausage frank's party house.

"SHIT, I got a bean cocktail in my 50 cent hotdog"
"Damn Joe, thats better than this bullcock that's in mine though."

by Dinker Chog November 27, 2017

Fruit Cocktail

Fruit Cocktail - (n.) A gay orgy

Dude, I went to that new bar called "Rough Riders" cause I thought it was a western bar and I like line dancing, but it was a gay bar. It was a total Fruit Cocktail.

by Titan2014 November 3, 2016

Indian cocktail

An Indian cocktail is when you poop in a toilet then put your head down in it and flush.

Yeah bro, I had guests over last night and made Indian cocktails to welcome them

by _mr boy_ March 8, 2020

Beer Cocktail

When you have beer left over after many nights of drinking that has collected into a large ammount of Alcohol usually with many different types of beer. When you decide to drink this ungodly concauction it usually results in everyone fighting over the best beer in the lot.

Hey man you want to drink tonight? I have a huge beer cocktail after the party last night.
Whats in the beer cocktail?
Just some Heineken and bud light
I got dibs on the Heineken

by Chunkierfish November 27, 2012