cocktail racist

Someone who's only lets their racism show after they've had a few cocktails

After 3 margaritas Mike started droppin' the N-word left & right; guess he's a cocktail racist.

by CraftCoven November 7, 2014

cocktail

When ur dick comes out of ur ass

hey look i have a cocktail

by Rasshaus April 23, 2020

cocktail blocking

Dragging your friend away from a guy to get cocktails, aka cock blocking him (or if your friend does like him you've just cocktail blocked her). Can also be used as a drinking game within a group of girls. The savior must buy the saved a drink.

"Got some drinks I'm cocktail blocking him from her"

by purple-monkies May 6, 2013

Quirming Cocktail

A game played with two or more people where they circle around a cup and start quirming until everyone goons into the cup. The last person to goon has to mix the reproductive matter with a drink of choice and completely drink the concoction.

1. I lost quirming cocktail at the sleepover!
2. I just beat my Dad at quirming cocktail!

by #1nufter March 16, 2024

ballbuster cocktail

So what? Your horny? We have the perfect cocktail for you. The ballbuster

First things first open your Altoid’s box your grandpa gave you on your 13th birthday. Remember how that first altoid made you forget you ate it? That’s because those are mickys. So to be careful start by just poring that whole box in a cup let’s make this a drink so good you forgot you ever had it and what kind of man might just take you home tonight. Let’s make it fun!

Take 5 shots of Tequila

2 shots of vodka

1 shot of cum donated or pasture raised.

2 shots of vanilla extract

1 shot Covid 19 vaccine

3 ice cubes

Shake until your arm hurts

Then use other hand until it hurts

Slam that shit. Have fun. Stay safe.

Hey man you remember last night. No but my balls were busted when I woke up! Ballbusted!! You had the ballbuster cocktail last night! It really works. I can’t wait to have one at my moms funeral tonight.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild December 14, 2024

Titanic Cocktail

A cocktail made by using a glass and filling it with cold water and ice. Shake and serve.

George sipped slowly on his refreshing titanic cocktail.

by ScomTott September 28, 2021

indian cocktail

When someone puts their head down in a toilet full of poop, and someone is flushing it at the same time.

Last night I had an indian cocktail, and I had to take a shower

by _mr boy_ April 5, 2020