douché canoe

Some one that is outdoorsy, lying, and a cheating individual. This person can not commit to a relationship.

This person usually responds to the name Cortney aka Sister Cunt.

My punk bish sister in-law is a lying, cheating douché canoe.

by møøsedrøøl March 28, 2023

Dream Canoe

A person considered exceptionally good looking and enjoys banter. Must be a minimum of 5’8 ft.

Dude, That Hazel sure is such a dream canoe.

by Dreamyboat July 28, 2024

Douche canoe

A person who is being an absolute retard

Landen is a fucking douche canoe

by Harrysavage January 23, 2023

Bruised Canoe

A sex act in which the female grips the penis so hard that it turns black and blue for maximum penile pleasure.

“Dude did you hear that Sadie gave Chris a bruised canoe last night? He’ll be hurting for awhile!”

by GrandpaDad69 February 4, 2023

Canoeing

A bizarre, awful sex move that no one asked for and no one wanted except one psychopath. Missionary position except the man is kneeling instead of laying on top of his partner and for some strange reason he keeps grabbing their legs and moving side to side, like he's trying to rock a canoe.

(After being rocked side to side half a dozen times.) Are you really canoeing me again, you maniac?

by LunarKitty79 September 26, 2025

Douche canoe

An arrogant ignorant individual that is causing the rest of the world as much pain as possible somebody who’s over the top worse than it a regular douche bag he’s the douche of all douche someone think they’re entitled arrogant selfish

You’re sure a huge douche canoe a flop, woman abuser, narcissistic, asshole that feels entitled feels like you don’t have to work. You can just mooch off of everybody piece of shit. Father doesn’t take care of any responsibilities and bitches and complains about everything that’s not given to them, arrogant useless heartless, and the only thing that they have going for them is their sexual attachment that their parents gave them a person that gets their dick from their mom and not their dad.

Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?

by Dick Michael Miller March 27, 2025

Doge canoe

Elon Musk and any of his acolytes.

So what did the Doge canoe have to say today?

The doge canoe is paying voters to vote.

by Larry Loon March 30, 2025