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Canadian Fisting

Canadians, in their vast desire to one up the rest of North America, created a way of fisting someone in the style of their favorite mammal. To perform the maneuver you must have extremely strong digits and the man/woman must have severely trained their hole. Pass your hands across your chest, stopped only by hooking your thumbs. They should now resemble the antlers of the great Canadian Moose. Lube vigorously with maple syrup. Stare deeply into your partner's eyes and give a curt, respectful Canadian nod. Roar the call of the Moose and shove extended Moose horns into the eager hole. Prep for most chilling orgasm of your life.
"She is truly a Mounty's dream, she loves taking a Canadian Fisting."
by GWCovert January 19, 2016
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Canadian Highway

A hairy pussy with an exceptionally thick, hairy strip down the middle.
Jane dropped her pants and has a pussy that was so hairy in the middle that it had a Canadian Highway.
by Fuzzlenuts January 22, 2012
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canadian snowball

Where a girl/boy has mash potatos in her/his mouth and then gives a blowjob
Guy 1: how did it go with that girl last night
Guy 2: it was great she gave me a canadian snowball
by The jolly wanker December 1, 2016
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Canadian Firework

Another word for squirting coming after moving up and down on the 🍆
"Omg, I just saw chads Canadian firework"
"Eww Jessica, I didn't need to know that"
by iamwhouthinkiam July 24, 2023
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canadian tickler

Pertains to heavier women from Canada. When you eat their box from behind and tickle their belly from below and between their thighs.
Man that girl was chubby. She sure giggled when I gave her the Canadian Tickler and rubbed her belly when I was munching her box.
by mdube February 13, 2014
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Canadian Backjack

When a woman sticks one of her tits in the mans ass hole and reaches around and jacks you off from behind.
I jus got Canadian Backjacked
by D-speed December 12, 2011
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Canadian Shower

Using a wet napkin to freshen up the male genitals prior to sex.
Erik Everhard took a Canadian shower prior to sex with Nikita Denise.
by Paul The Punter May 5, 2022
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