Bread cult

I am bread you are bread he is bread she is bread it is bread together we are loaf,praise the sun it gives us grain so bagels can be made. Nothing will slice our loaf,not even the big sharp metal things,but if they do they will separate us into mutants like what this one human did to my wife, i guess i can rub up against my breador’s back too.

Bread cult will prevail

by Evilerskull September 24, 2018

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Bread Leg

When you slap your legs with bread

Me:We got any bread boys?
Homies: Yeah, bread leg *All begin to slap their legs with bread*

by BigChedda420 May 8, 2019

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Brerd • bread • bread crumb • berd • bread and butter • bread basket • Bread bin • Bread Boy • berdly • blerd

bread blasting

When you get a french loaf shoved deep inside of your anal cavity/vaginal cavity.

All was fine and well until her dad walked, balls deep, no hair, bread blasting his daughter.

by NNNNN1NNNNN January 23, 2020

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Nut Bread

When a group of guys all stand around one piece of bread on a table, etc. all jacking off onto the piece of bread. The last person to bust a nut on the bread loses and has to eat the soggy piece.

Man, it would suck to be johnny, i heard he lost in a game of Nut Bread last friday.

by Johnny Nutterbutter January 10, 2012

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white bread sex

plain, boring, basic sex. probably missionary. awkward and completely lacking any sex appeal, typically silent and zero eye contact.

like vanilla, but worse.

guy 1: cheated on my girl last night, wasn’t even worth it.

guy 2: damn, how bad could it have been?
guy 1: white bread sex.

guy 2: would have been better off busting your own nut :/

by aaliyahwitdafattie January 6, 2020

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