can of biscuits

A woman wearing a tube top who should not by any means wear one. Meaning her stomach fat bursts from between her pants and the bottom of her tube top like a can of biscuits.

"Hey, did you see that 300 pound chic in the tube top?!"
"What, you mean the can of biscuits?"

by Grossenschwaum February 13, 2006

Whisker Biscuit

pussy

I got a little whisker biscuit last night

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

biscuit taco

a wide crack on a fat ass; a person who has done a lot of anal

biscuit tacos are the easiest asses to fuck

by sudonyum April 12, 2015

Empire Biscuit

When two guys spit roast a menstruating girl. On ejaculation, they "glaze" her with their semen.

Carl: "D'you wanna go see "Rum Diary" at 8?"
Faith: "Sorry bro, I'm baking an Empire Biscuit with Jakob and Gabi"

"This coffee shop is the perfect place to pick up a girl who likes Empire Biscuits. I had a great one here last week"

Rebecca: "I feel really full after that Empire Biscuit"
Friend: "You dirty slut"

by Ring Lardner III November 14, 2011

Biscuit Beat

When a group of two or more guys stand around a biscuit and beat off upon said biscuit. The last one to ejaculate must eat the aforementioned biscuit making him the "winner."

Johnny entered the biscuit beat yesterday. He won't be eating biscuits for awhile.

by clowny_funk December 20, 2006

Biscuit Tan

The tan that many white girls get around the spring break time, in which their skin is brown.
Also to mean "brown on the outside, but white on the inside."

She came out of the tanning salon- she was white when she went in, but she's freaking BROWN now. She got a biscuit tan.

by She Isn't White Anymore April 5, 2009

Cheddar Biscuits

Another word I made up to describe Green Bay Packer Fans, the Green Bay Packer Players butts, or anyone living in Wisconsin. (Were already known as Cheese Heads but Cheddar Biscuits sounds better)

1) It's so neat going to Lambeau Field on a Packer game day and seeing all the "Cheddar Biscuits" tailgating in the parking lot.

2) I love looking at Aaron Rodgers "Cheddar Biscuits" on TV during the Green Bay Packer Games.

3) Them Cheddar Biscuits up in WI are all crazy Packer fans

by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011