Being a "Big Joe" Is when a male happens to have an absolutely massive penis, like, ridiculously huge- A Cock big enough to balance a horse on, when it isn't erect. These guys can snap cars in half with one mighty swing.
Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.
Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.
Detective - "So far, we have established that the woman was torn in half down the middle, possibly by the insertion of an object into her vagina, which was so big she tore in two."
Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."
Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."
by Mr Boomtastique July 06, 2009
by sjdvs1776 January 07, 2020
by DV78 February 08, 2009
The Trader Joe's parking lot located in Redondo Beach's Riviera Village. This lot is used for the drinking of alcoholic beverages, recreational drug use, and is host to the weekly Sunday "Metal Night" on indie 103.1 FM. The Big Lot is home to Dolphin Boy, The Jesus Guy, and is frequented by many of the colorful hobos living Redondo Beach. Casuals of the Lot include college students in their early twenties.
"Hey Chris, what you doing tonight after work?"
"Geez, I don't know..."
"Big Lot?"
"No. No, I seriously think I have a drinking problem."
"...Big Lot?"
"Fine. I'll meet you at The Big Lot."
"Geez, I don't know..."
"Big Lot?"
"No. No, I seriously think I have a drinking problem."
"...Big Lot?"
"Fine. I'll meet you at The Big Lot."
by folkthewhat April 21, 2008
the definition of a big mac and turns on you and blames people for no reason, makes out with fat boi Baron in the locker room and tries to show it off (obesity in a nutshell)
Girl: hey dude did you hear what Big Tiff did at school?
Boy: no what happened?
Girl: she made out with fat boi baron!
Boy: very nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Boy: no what happened?
Girl: she made out with fat boi baron!
Boy: very nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by ihaveahugecock.com February 15, 2019
by A big nathaniel October 04, 2020
Becoming a more popular nickname for Dixon, the origins of Big Dix began in the Weaver Mountain area of central Arizona, specifically the Yarnell region. A local known for his comedic stylings and unorthodox shenanigans, the original Big Dix entertained locals and tourists on the weekends in local bars and social clubs.
by Arizona Historian May 22, 2021