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eggs benedict

when one eats an extremely greasy meal to find out 30 minutes later they have the extreme shits
Brad went down to Chesters Fried Chicken to get some dank ass chicken but awhile later he ended up with eggs benedict instead.
by dcarlson83 April 3, 2009
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Benedict Arnold

1) Making your sexual partner belief you are going to perform one of the acts of the sexual trifecka (oral, vaginal,anal) on her/him and quickly converting to the other
1) My girlfriend doesn't like anal so I was going vaginal and got her with the Benedict Arnold
by pschizzle April 14, 2010
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Benefriend

Friends with benefits, but only while doped up on Benedryl.
My friend got benedrylled so she decided to become my benefriend.
by dupmaster January 18, 2011
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friends with benefits

friends with benefits

Watch FRIENDS (WITH BENEFITS) online now:
Meet Chloe and Owen: best buds since their sandbox days. Now, in med school as they attempt to balance the weight of their studies, his job, her band, their parents, their friends (their sanity), they find little time for relationships...but lots of time for the desire. One fateful day, a brave Owen proposes the "perfect" solution: Friends (read: no messy relationship stuff)...with benefits (read: insanely messy sex stuff). "Perfect," that is...if the two hadn't always been secretly in love with one another So what DOES happen when two close friends decide to secretly blur the lines dividing friendship and relationship...and the rest of their tight knit group of friends finds out? The answer: complications arise. A LOT of complications. In fact, to quote their therapist, "It's brought down empires; imagine what it can do to a group of friends".

Director/Writer/Producer:Gorman Bechard , Writer/Producer:Ashley McGarry
by whatwerewethinkingfilms July 8, 2010
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Benedetto

A greasy Italian, most likely from the Naples area. Can be found on the Jersey Shore picking fights and wearing skintight shirts.
That kid was such a benedetto, its not even funny.
by siddysid August 9, 2006
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Stripper with Benefits

A Stripper with Benefits (SWB) is a full-service stripper who will have sex just for the pleasure of having sex--at no charge.
You know that stripper down at the club I've been cultivating for a year? Well, last night we had great sex at the club! She's now my stripper with benefits!
by nlindstrom December 17, 2008
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Benefats

The money you get paid for doing nothing, eating easy-to-make starchy foods, and rolling around in a scooter (long-term recipients of this money in particular).
See that guy jay-scooting across the street? He must be receiving good benefats from the gov.
by EtymologicalFuturologist February 5, 2010
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