Definitions by EtymologicalFuturologist

Benefats 

The money you get paid for doing nothing, eating easy-to-make starchy foods, and rolling around in a scooter (long-term recipients of this money in particular).

See that guy jay-scooting across the street? He must be receiving good benefats from the gov.

Benefats by EtymologicalFuturologist February 5, 2010