Social Engineer

Teacher

The social engineer walked into the classroom and said, "good morning boys and girls, today we are going to learn about the civil war."

by wonderaround September 19, 2012

engineering

A field of study offered by college universities that focuses on math and applied sciences. Students who decide to major in engineering are usually obese and socially awkward individuals (think Yu-gi-oh card players and band geeks) going into the major with the false hope that the big pay check later will make everything better. They sacrifice all good aspects of life (healthy eating habits, developing good social skills, having a open mind, and sex) in order to study arbitrary things such as multivariable calculus and thermodynamics. In their quest to become soulless number crunching zombies they begin to bash on other majors constantly complaining on how hard and important their major is and anything that's not engineering is irrelevant. In reality they are short changing themselves from developing important social networking skills (which is essential in the job market) and obtaining a well rounded education. When the time does come they will most likely screw up on the interview to get the big job (due to their social awkwardness) and end up teaching at a community college as a second rate professor.

Humanities/Business major: Hey loser!
Engineering student (in his head): I'll show you. What I'm studying is important and it's going to get me that big pay check. Then all the ladies will come to me.

10 years later.....
Humanities/Business major (now a CEO): Hey loser!
Engineering student (in his head): Doh! Well at least I have my health..... wait no I don't.

by The_Scholar August 23, 2011

hengineer

Female engineer. Hen party + engineer = Hengineer. This is mainly used to describe the rarely seen female audio recording engineer or soundwoman.

The Women's Audio Mission had a party where all the hengineers gathered.

by Jill Kares July 2, 2008

engineer

Someone who is near a lot of engines.

Look at all these engines around me. There must be some engineers around here somewhere.

by Anthony Andrew January 28, 2013

female power engineer

A women with the body o a rock hard goddess who is highly intelligent and works as hard as her counterpart, a prime specimen of the female human. Able to open a beer just by looking at it.

"look at that goddess, how did she open that beer." Oh you mean that female Power Engineer.

by Power Engineering 101 September 12, 2014

Engineer

1. The number crunching lapdog of an architect. 2. Failed architecture student. 3. calculator jockey

Tom failed out of architecture school, now he is only an engineer. His parents are very disappointed.

by archi-1 July 30, 2009

manufacturing engineer

An engineering degree bestowed upon individuals who cannot complete serious engineering subjects such as mathematics and physics. Typically labeled an engineering half-wit, these engineers often assume roles where technical expertise and competence are not required.

More manufacturing engineers are graduating today than ever before due to the steady degradation of minimum standards within that discipline.

by A Real Engineer October 20, 2013