bender

a big party, said around the Boston area

We hafta throw a bender tonight

by Mathewlane September 7, 2006

Justin beiber

A retarded little 1 year old girl who wounds like a weasle caught in a wood chiper.

Bob: Hey look at that little girl. Is she dying?

Retard: No that's not a girl it's justin beiber!!!

Bob: That's what I said. It's a little girl. I wonder is she's chocking on a racoon?

Retard: He's not chocking!!! He's singing in his beutiful voice!!!

Bob: PLEASE DIE!!!!!

by violenceandprofanity August 31, 2010

Justin Beiber

Some gay fag, who up until a few weeks ago, I figured was around eight years old. Also known as Justine Beaver, due to his feminine appearance and voice, and Canadian heritage.

Justin Beiber Fangirl ; "HO MAAH GAWDZ! JUSTIN BEIBZ ISH MAH FUTURE HUZBAND!"

Girl ; "No, he isn't. He's way out of your league."

Anti-Beiber ; "Chick, go get a friggen life. Justine Beaver is the gayest little girl of them all. We should drown him. Or feed him to a moose."

by NinjaChick___ August 5, 2010

bender

a player who blows at hockey and cant skate

luke enderwick is the biggest bender bow high has ever seen

by puke benderdick June 11, 2008

Banana Bender

A cocktail they sell in South London consisting of banana milkshake, vodka and banana liquor. It's delicious.

"Ohmygod I propa fancy a banana bender in South London, let's do pub quiz aswell!"

by snoooksy September 6, 2011

Justin Beiber

a creature , currently being studied by scientists as to how a male (still not sure,he does have mr.happy but can never make himself happy with it or anyone else )creature can imitate a female so righteously.

hey look ! cristiano ronaldo is justin beiber!!!!!!!!

by gifttomankind May 25, 2010

justin beiber

a disgrace the following but not limited to:
music
rapping
humanity
7 year olds
many more
i usually dont mind if someone is gay. but justin bieber flaunts it around in everyones face.he also cant write lyrics. Baby (somehow his smash hit) is just him saying baby baby baby ohhhhh like baby baby baby noooo like... and so on. and dont forget one time, the song that somehow made him famous. its just so lemme tell you one time... and so on. not to mention he says shawty like hes some kind of rapper or something.

stupid fangirl: OMG I LOOOOVEEE JUSTIN BEIBER! HE SO CUTE!
sane person: are you kidding? puberty is gonna hit that girl harder than chris brown hit rihanna!

by your moms foots faces butt July 15, 2010