am beast

the act of taking longer than 30 seconds to shoot your load

Person A: Wow you came in 32 seconds
Person B: ye cause am beast

by awoogaqueen March 22, 2021

The Oxfam Beast

The angry spectre rumoured to haunt many Oxfam shops. Some say it is the ghost of cheap stuffed animals sold there, but evidence is scarce.

The Oxfam Beast devoured the elderly woman browsing the book shelf.

...She never did find the book she was looking for.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Bacon Beast

An extremely fat, pig-like, female who has an upturned nose, resembling a snout, no neck and jowls, sweats profusely, and waddles when she walks. Ironically, while this woman resembles an upright pig in every way, she consumes massive quantities of bacon. Giving her name a double meaning.

That bacon beast ate all the meat on the breakfast buffet, so the rest of us have to wait until they can cook some more.

by King Jr. June 18, 2013

the number of the beast

666

the number of the beast is literally just 666

by _ScratchOn_ March 22, 2021

tepid beast

any of a group of people possessing qualities pretaining to a badass or person of high esteem.

Wow, look at that tepid beast over theere squating 1,000 pounds

by h-town tepidity February 26, 2011

Pumpkin Beast

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.

Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!

by John May 13, 2005

Rompus Beast

Somebody who walks on recently mopped floors, or a rather rude or large person.

Laura, stop being such a rompus beast and get out of here!

by Archedemis August 27, 2009