Fair beans

Fair enough

Friend 1: I'm not too bothered when it happens tbh
Friend 2: Fair beans, man. Fair beans.

by WreckedEm April 22, 2015

angel bean

A name given to your boyfriend/girlfriend or someone that is just generally really cute

Phil is everyone's favourite angel bean

He is like a ray of sunshine, he's such an angel bean

by Happy birthday Phil October 12, 2016

Bean Balloon

A wreaking gaseous cloud that overcomes passersby. Similar to teargas only typically coming from one's ass.

Bill let loose such a massive Bean Balloon that it made Benny throw up his linguini.

by Neufdog2 March 18, 2014

Fudge bean

n.
A kind, typically small individual who is able to sweeten people's days by simply being around them, either through their sheer cuteness or their ability to bake a delicious treat.

n.
I was walking home yesterday when I saw a girl drop her icing container. When I picked it up and gave it back to her, I noticed she was a fudge bean.

by Igris May 30, 2020

Dirty Bean

When a guy has sex with a girl and sticks his whole shaft in her including his balls and makes her wetter than a waterfall

Holy shit dude I dirty beaned that bitch

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

slow beans

Disappointed; not happening

Slow beans for you bud.

by slow beans February 8, 2018

Batter the Bean

Vigorous female masturbation.

I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.

My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.

My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020