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Viktor's Bathroom

The bathroom that tops all bathrooms. This magical place has a shower with body jets, all tile floors, a fancy ass sink, and a sweet ass toilet. Its a bathroom that you do not even feel worthy enough to enter. You feel honored just to be allowed to use that bathroom. No pictures are allowed, one must experience it for oneself.
Bro 1:Yo let's go to Viktor's house!
Bro 2:Why?
Bro 1: Yo man, you dont even know about Viktor's bathroom!
by gimmealittlehandshake July 23, 2012
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Tombstone (the bathroom)

The forceable destruction of indoor plumbing by nearly involuntary assplosion.
"how the fuck long are you going to be in there. I need to Tombstone the place"

"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"
by chuckD September 10, 2013
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Where's the bathroom?

A question most commonly asked to information booths, security guards, waitresses, and lemonade booth employees.
A: (holding it in) hey. Where's the bathroom?!
B:{OMFG! NOT AGAIN!} right behind you sir. Have a nice day. {dumbass}
by minmin293 September 15, 2013
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Burger King bathroom standard

A baseline of raw sexual attraction by asking the question “Would you bang them in a Burger King Bathroom
Person 1: Dude her personality is a little bitchy
Person 2: Based on your Burger King bathroom standard, would you bang her
by YoungestHighSchoolDropout August 24, 2018
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Break the bathroom

I had to break the bathroom beacuse mrs.lon would not let me go.
by Break January 24, 2019
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The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.
This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

Shit-
by A price of shit October 20, 2019
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Funky school Bathroom

The bathroom always smells like pussy and hot ass It also smells like old crusty fish patties with a side of shit.
Random girl walks in the Funky school bathroom: "it smell like someone left their pussy in this bitch!
by lollyholly1234567890 February 12, 2020
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