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bag of shit

1. noun: A bag full of faecal matter, otherwise referred to as "shit"
2. adjective: Used to describe something so bad that the adjectives piece of shit or merely shit no longer suffice to describe its inherent shitiness.
3. Adverb

Sometimes hyphenated, said as one word.
"Avril Lavigne is a bag of shit."

"They performed bag of shittily.
by Moses50a November 14, 2006
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half in the bag

adj: between sober and falling-down drunk (guess based on context). Subject has consumed some alcohol, is buzzed, rowdy, having a good time.

heard in the raunchy, bawdy performances of John Valby a.k.a. Dr. Dirty, usually performed live at bars.
Oh, you guys in the second set are half in the bag, you can't remember shit. (when the audience forgets new lines of a singalong)
by trigonman3 August 2, 2004
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Whore Bag

1. A girl that fucks you
then your best friend
then your cousin
then your best friend's cousin
and your bro
then the guy next door
then his neighbor
then a random dude form the bar
then the next day her Facebook status says "I love my hubby"

2. A female that could potentially fuck a entire family tree and possibly the entire town they reside in, while supposedly being in a committed relationship.
Me: I totally got brained off by Roxy last night!
Friend: What!?!?! Are you sure because I fucking layed pipe like the mario brothers on that.
Me: Hey, I just hope it was before you got your turn. You know she is a total whore bag.
by At0msk May 26, 2010
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marble bag

Kevin, at the pool: Hey what's that clacking noise?
Mark, puffing out his chest: That's my marble bag. Check it out.
Kevin, cupping: Not bad, not bad.
Mark, jumping back: Hey! Look, but no touch!
Kevin: I've held better.
by Pantaloon February 9, 2008
mugGet the marble bagmug.

shit bag

a useless fuck. Normally a co-worker who does not pull their weight nearly enough. They tend to drove in packs in the military, ie: navy
There are alot of shit bags in the navy.
by papoose24 December 21, 2009
mugGet the shit bagmug.

Black-Bagged

Government paid thugs throw a black bag over your head and kidnapp you whilst beating the piss out of you and making you disappear for ever. (as in V for Vendetta)
Tommy said some bad stuff about President Obama and he was Black-Bagged.
by Victor Beatty May 1, 2009
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Bag the Dragon

(baeg the draygon)

A. When one makes a shot in cutthroat.
B. When someone has to take a monsterous shit
C. When somebody owns a prank caller.
D. When one orders an extra large penis.
"Ya ok, 30 minutes? Perfect. Extra Large Penis?" "He just baged her dragon."
"What is that brown stuff on the lawn." "O dam, somebody just baged the draygon."

Bag The Dragon...you bitches
by DraygonBaegers August 1, 2011
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