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Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.
Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!
Funk Badger by Stpaul83 November 10, 2017

dick badger

A dick badger is a tall lanky white kid named Luke. Also a pretty cool cat to be around yet still a faggot.
dick badger by Carl tha Gawd March 2, 2018

cum badger 

When a man has ejaculated inside or on top of a woman and she gets up to suck and swollow the remaining cum out of his dick with much enthusiam and zest.
“After I blew my load in her, she got up and sucked every last drop out of me, she is a real cum badger
cum badger by BSN Chairman May 21, 2018

Bloody Badger 

When the whiskey hits you hard and you have to use popsicle sticks, and twist ties to keep erect.
Went out last night and Seth had use the bloody badger to hit up that 2..

Dick Badger

Charlotte is always hunting dick, she's such a dick badger...
Dick Badger by Reginald D Hunter January 18, 2019

Post-Badger Rehabilitation 

(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”

The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband

to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”

Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”