Brandon

Has the big gay

Man, this kid named Brandon has the big gay

by Jsbdbe October 24, 2018

Brandon

A lad who's been slapped in the face by dog dick.

I'm such a Brandon...but I love it really.

by KatieNotKatrina September 5, 2016

Brandon

A guy with a huge cock.

I could really use a brandon right now to please my needs

by Faces of men June 13, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a sugar baby who does not trust his momma. He loves a giraffe of a woman. Actually, he loves any girl with an age on a clock (not military time if you know what I mean). But if you ask, he will say women are not funny and belong in the kitchen. He also likes to be referred to as Riley Reid.

That dude is such a Brandon, I saw him with your mom.

by brandonboyyyy13 June 9, 2020

Brandonism

Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them

Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.

by Steve job's August 30, 2018

Brandon

Someone who always fucks something up.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that guy who fucked something up?
Person 2: Yeah, his name's probably Brandon.

by bmjmb June 7, 2017

Brandon

Blond haired prickled dick lover. Brandons usually have blue eyes. Their eyes are usually bluer than the skies that the nazis dead jews smoke would hole up in. Usually Brandons are pricks if you can't tell by the name :)

Brandon: NO balls if you don't tell that jew over there that thats not a shower

Person: OH MY GOD

by Xxx7878Xxx June 5, 2018