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Bats in the belfry

When a female has not had intercourse in quite some time, you refer to her as having “bats in her belfry”.
You’ve not had sex in 8 years? Time to clear those bats in the belfry!
by Ohiokla June 4, 2019
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Beats

Beats is a slang insult towards fat people. To be "Beats" is to be obscenely fat or overweight in such a way that you are repulsive and have no chance of getting laid. To be used effectively the word must be screamed in the face of the fattie. After you use the word you must deny all knowledge of how you came about the word and what it means.
Fat Girl: Hey hows it going?

Liam: BEATS!
Fat Girl: What?
Liam: Nothing.
by Dr "The Doc" Docherty September 24, 2012
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blast beats

A combination of beats created on a drum kit involving hitting the snare and double-kicking bass drum at the same time, usually in speeds up to sixteenths of a beat. One common sight of this is in System of a Down's BYOB. The blast beat commonly involves the snare and bass drums, but in Question! by System of a Down, a combination of Bass, snare and hi-hat was involved.

Many heavier styles of music such as death metal,black metal and blackened death metal involve blast beats. Cryptopsy is one example, where they belt out constant amounts of blast beats, Carrionshine being one example song.
I like System of a Down's BYOB, the blast beats are awesome. Cats are also cool.
by Izzim Yeldarb July 26, 2006
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bats in the belfry

When a man and a woman are having sexual relations in the missionary position, and the man fits his entire scrotum into the woman's vagina, and then slapping his penis onto the top of the woman's pubic area while mimicing the sound of a large bell.
"Did you hear that Ben Reilly gave that girl a bats in the belfry? BONGGGGGG BONGGGGGGG!"
by Babyballs September 23, 2008
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Beatstreet

One who is beatstreet is so entirely cool for their own good that they are almost uncool.
Catalina: I know, I know, I'm sorry I won't meet up with you on the freedom trail I've just got other more important things to do with my time.
Laura: Oh I see how it is, too beatstreet to hang out at one of your favorite historical locations anymore!
by CatPat February 27, 2006
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BATs

Acronym for "bridge and tunnel."

BATs, or the bridge and tunnel crowd, are those who venture into Manhattan on Friday and Saturday nights from the outer boroughs and/or New Jersey (thus requiring travel through a bridge or tunnel) in search of an exciting night in the city. They are often perceived as being less sophisticated than Manhattanites and are usually seen donning unfashionable clothing. The term is most often associated with people who have thick Italian accents and/or fake tans.
Hipster 1: "Why do you always go out on on Thursday nights?"

Hipster 2:"Less chance of running into trashy BATs."
by jaycubed3 March 26, 2009
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beats

John: I got fired from work and my wife left me.

Dave: That beats. or beats.
by sccity March 9, 2010
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