Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.

F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?

by Bladed Ballon Activist April 3, 2020

Ludwig's Holy Blade

One of the many weapons in the 2015 game Bloodborne, Ludwig's Holy Blade is one of the best weapons in the game. At its base the sword is a standard broad sword with a charged attack that does thrust damage (one of the many damage types, thrust gives a heavy damage buff when fighting enemies that are under the "kin" type). When tricked (hitting the L1 button tricks a weapon giving it a second form to use) the Holy Blade becomes a great sword using its sheath as the new blade. As a great sword the attacks are slower and cost more stamina to do, but cause much more damage. The tricked charge attack also does thrust damage. The sword can use paper (usable item that can give a weapon the fire, lightning, or arcane damage type for a short time) in both forms. Attained by purchasing it from the shop after getting the Radiant Sword Hunter badge item from the Healing Church Workshop area in the Cathedral Ward area. You need to beat the boss of the area old Yharnam (Blood Starved Beast) to enter the Healing Church Workshop.

Bloodborne Player 1: I am having a hard time beating Rom the Vacuous Spider, what should I do?

Bloodborne Player 2: Use Ludwig's Holy Blade and lightning paper as Rom is kin type and will take massive damage from charged attacks.

by Bloodbornebiggestfan February 18, 2025

Blade

Our lovely, dapper, stinky friend UvU Honestly, Blade is such a cool, funny, smegg-c guy. Also, I'm currently having milk and cookies.

James: "Awe man, Blade wants pie."
Ashe: "Let's bake Blade a pie then!"
Blade" "The fitness gram pacer test-"

by ratty-b-ratty-tingz January 21, 2021

Blade of Grass

A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.

“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”

by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024

Frozen Blade

The greatest ship there ever was.

Person A: "I love Frozen Blade"
Person B: "Wow you too?"

by Sister Iceland July 7, 2017

Advancing Blade

Advancing Blade is a Youtube video by Killer Instinct Studios. In the town that I live in, everyone LOVES Advancing Blade, but I, HATE Advancing Blade. I am only one in the world who HATES Advancing Blade.

Advancing Blade SUCKS!!!

by e54ydrtfgyfb December 17, 2018

Blade

When a guy ejaculates on another person's face

I bladed all over that guy.

by Jceofx March 8, 2025